oomshi:

houseoffail:

oomshi:

if you’re cute & you wink at me i will jump on you like a gazelle pouncing on his prey in the wild

Gazelles are herbivores.

you tryna tell me u never been excited bout a salad

(via finally-trying)

sextpert:

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(Source: sextpert-deactivated20140114, via canadianblog)

thebeardedcuddler:

intrauterine:

"Depression is such a cruel punishment. There are no fevers, no rashes, no blood tests to send people scurrying in concern. Just the slow erosion of the self, as insidious as any cancer. And, like cancer, it is essentially a solitary experience. A room in hell with only your name on the door."

A room in hell with only your name on the door.

That shit gave me chills…

(Source: thissickwonderland, via -healthylife)